Now there's a word that doesn't get much play anymore! All kinds of mongers are out of use. There are Fishmogers, Steelmongers. All obsolete.
But ANYway...
So last night my friend Dave and his friend Bruce (cos every gay man has to know at least one Bruce!) and I went to Remington's, the male strip bar. Oh my GOD did I need that! Getting rubbed up on by hot, naked men. Now granted it's not like I had sex, but I certainly took some benefit from the attention. This one whore T.J. was probably the most incredible looking, sexy man I have ever seen in person! Smooth black skin, completely shredded body! I was SOO tempted to spend money I didn't have on a lap dance, but I didn't.
I gotta get in shape and get myself a man like that!
I haven't been there in a long time and there were some cute new dancers. Like T.J.
And Dave is the perfect person to go there with because we appreciate the same sleezy aspects of it. I love strippers and whores and scuzzy old pervs leering in the dark. I LOVE it!
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
Gay News Hootenanny!
*GAY ALTAR BOY CLAIMS "I WAS NOT MOLESTED"
An Altar Boy from New York's St. Mark of the Apostles Church who identifies as homosexual, claims that at no time was he ever touched inappropriately or fondled by the church clergy. "I guess I was just born this way" says 19 year-old James McClintock, who wanted to make it clear that "I wasn't turned gay by a horny preist. I didn't even find any of them attractive." McClintock says he has always been open about his sexuality, often wearing revealing or tight fitting clothes. "Not even so much as a butt-slap!" he says.
*SWEDEN LEGALIZES GAY MARRIAGE; JEALOUS CANADA MAKES IT MANDATORY
In a move deemed "childish one-upsmanship" by the UN, Canada has rushed through legislation making gay marriage mandatory for all Canadians. This in response to Sweden becoming the seventh country in the world to legalize same-sex marriage. Canada had already done so in 2005. Now however they are once again trying to steal the spotlight on the world stage by passing sweeping reforms which effectively abolish heterosexual marriage rights, making gay marriage the only option for couples wanting the legal protections of marriage.
*OBAMA PLEDGES MORE GAY RIGHTS, ASSERTS HIS HETEROSEXUALITY
Just moments after being sworn in as the 40th president og the Untied States, the White House's official website was updated to show the presidents intentions with regards to equality for gays. From expansions of hate crimes legislation to support for same-sex partnerships, at a press conference later that day Obama committed to giving gays a voice in Washington, in a speech peppered with references to his own heterosexuality, his two daughters, his "hot wife", and his love of sports. Gay rights activists were pleased but confused. Said one onlooker, "we know he's straight, he doesn't need to keep reminding us".
An Altar Boy from New York's St. Mark of the Apostles Church who identifies as homosexual, claims that at no time was he ever touched inappropriately or fondled by the church clergy. "I guess I was just born this way" says 19 year-old James McClintock, who wanted to make it clear that "I wasn't turned gay by a horny preist. I didn't even find any of them attractive." McClintock says he has always been open about his sexuality, often wearing revealing or tight fitting clothes. "Not even so much as a butt-slap!" he says.
*SWEDEN LEGALIZES GAY MARRIAGE; JEALOUS CANADA MAKES IT MANDATORY
In a move deemed "childish one-upsmanship" by the UN, Canada has rushed through legislation making gay marriage mandatory for all Canadians. This in response to Sweden becoming the seventh country in the world to legalize same-sex marriage. Canada had already done so in 2005. Now however they are once again trying to steal the spotlight on the world stage by passing sweeping reforms which effectively abolish heterosexual marriage rights, making gay marriage the only option for couples wanting the legal protections of marriage.
*OBAMA PLEDGES MORE GAY RIGHTS, ASSERTS HIS HETEROSEXUALITY
Just moments after being sworn in as the 40th president og the Untied States, the White House's official website was updated to show the presidents intentions with regards to equality for gays. From expansions of hate crimes legislation to support for same-sex partnerships, at a press conference later that day Obama committed to giving gays a voice in Washington, in a speech peppered with references to his own heterosexuality, his two daughters, his "hot wife", and his love of sports. Gay rights activists were pleased but confused. Said one onlooker, "we know he's straight, he doesn't need to keep reminding us".
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Happy New etc.
It's 2009. Obama is president of the U.S. As a Canadian I have to say I still find it exciting. The guy is just so freaking charismatic and passionate! His inauguration speech had me all teary-eyed like a woman! It was beautiful.
Mr. Skin told Howard100 News' Lisa G that he used to work-out at Obama's Health Club and he saw Obama's ass a couple of times and he reports that it's cellulite-free! Isn't it nice to know the leader of the free world has a smooth ass?
I bet GW has a cottage-cheezy ol' toches!
Anyway, here's a link to the White House page which outlines all the changes Obama intends to make. http://www.whitehouse.gov/agenda/
Check it out. You can also watch the inaugural address or read a transcript here: http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/inaugural-address/
It's an inspiring read.
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